and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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