he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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