I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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