Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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