Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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