can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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