I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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