shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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