you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Randomize
