I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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