how can u be prego again
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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