I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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