I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just high enough for therapy.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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