gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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