You just made me feel so damn special
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
