Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I wear drunk well.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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