They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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