You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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