He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
