she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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