oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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