i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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