You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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