I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
she smelled like a LAN party
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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