i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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