Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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