i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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