All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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