its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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