Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You pole danced in your parka.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize