sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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