Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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