apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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