Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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