I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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