I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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