Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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