he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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