He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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