I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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