i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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