i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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