Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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