Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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