dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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