i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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