there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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