I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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