My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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