The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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