Ambien. No doubt about it.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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