Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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