I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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